Sayz: “(ಠ_ಠ) Th3r3s n0t en0u6h c[_] c0ff33 in this w0rld ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ to 63t m3 60in6! D@mn (╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻ it m@k3s m3 m@d!!! U W@NN@ O=('-'Q) PI3C3 0F M3???? WH@T ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)!!?? M0r3 c[_] c0ff33 4 m3?? \(^-^)/ Y3@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!” Thank You — drinkingcoffee.
Sayz: "I cudda sworn that pink elephant came out from behind the fridge but me disagreed & myself was too busy in the shower making breakfast." — feeling SleepWalking?????????
Sh@d's: "wondering why my hot pink python and neon green unicorn are chasing me around the aquarium with a box of blue tissues yelling, "TASTE THE PHUCKING RAINBOW!"
Sayz: "I think my favorite Smurfs of all time are Droopy, Grumpy & Frodo but . Spike, Bashful & Bilbo still pi55 me off slightly..." — feeling confused.
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Sayz: "Sometimes I wanna be RiCh [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] and sometimes NoT [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]" Waddaya gonna do? — feeling PLAYFUL.
ANNOUNCES: "The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses."
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"llıʍ ıǝɥʇ ʇsuıɐƃɐ llɐ ɯǝɥʇ oʇ ƃuıɹǝʇɐɔ sı puɐ ɐıuıƃɹıʌ ɟo sǝɹoɥs ǝɥʇ uodn pǝɥsɐʍ ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ sɐ ʞɔɐz & ǝɔuɐʇsuoɔ 'pɐɥs punoɟ sɐɥ (ɯoɯ) ʇɥƃıuʞ ɐlıǝl**ǝʇɐpdn**"
"... wonders what the hell ya have ta do ta get a decent pair of roller skates in
Arkansas, Sheesh!" "sayz:
I remember quite some time ago when my Father~n~Law had asked me about Shane and what he was up to. I said that he was doing donuts with Steven (my nephew) and after a long pause my F.O.L. asked "In the car?" whereas I replied "No, Shane was running in circles with Steven on his back but, they couldn't seem to get the full affect" :)" "We pulled up behind a van some years ago with a sticker that read "Commercial Vehicle" in which a friend had brought to attention by saying: "Huh, that's a
Commercial Vehicle and after a long pause with no reply our friend continued "I wonder what commercial it's been in?" ;)" "sayz:
“Commoditis: is the fear of not being near and or allowed to use the bathroom when urgency is prevalent.” "sayz:
"Hey! Throw me down a pick, I've hit rock~bottom & would rather continue on to China then to climb back up" (...I'm scared of heights ;)" "Askz:
“Does anyone know if they have a “Birthing Barbie” out yet or are they just saving that one fer last?” (Oh, sure now Mattel'll have one out after stealing my idea;)" "sayz:
"Sh@d. She's Everywhere You Wanna be" "Open a Sh@d & a smile" "Double the Pleasure, Double the Sh@d." "Sh@d Keeps Going and Going." Sloganize your name ;)" "chants: Wiccan chant to thee Deities "Deities ye beseeches, each breathing soul hath brought Please teach & re~teach ALL souls nay hath forgot Guide us to thy Crystal, bare upon us all one way Informing each & every soul to pray everyday" Blessed Be" |
"Hates reality cause it gets in the way of my imagination!" (Shad)"
"sayz
"Don’t tell me who I’m, know already D*nm & steady as a stone, keep forgetting that IT'S MY LIFE & it’s owned! So get ready, your persuasion’s been postponed, you’re all alone, you're all along, so all alone" (Sh@d)" "sayz
"If you think you're better than me, that only makes you worse" (Lisa Brown)........ "If you claim you're a Cristian, at least act like you are" (Sh@d)" "sayz:
"OMG, I THINK LIKE CONSTANCE BURCH IS LIKE SO FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!! YOU ALL DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSIN', GIVE HER A SHOUT, READ HER WORK, TOTALLY PHUCKIN' MIND BLOWIN' MAN" :) (OH SN@P, SHE SLAYS ME LOL)" "sayz:
"You have every right to be who you are & if by chance you get picked on, it's only because they've not yet found themselves" ஜ۩۞۩ஜ Sh@d ஜ۩۞۩ஜ" "asks:
“If you could hear what others “really” thought of you would you be: a) Shocked & appalled." b) Good with it." c) Like, Eh, oh well, to each their own ;)" "has
just confirmed that: "Since the right side of your brain controls your left & the left side controls your right that it indeed proves that lefties are always right, right?" SUCKERS!!!!!" "says:
"I never should've taken Beano, now I'm outta gas on FV!!" (Go figure?? ;)" |